Just because it’s Monday doesn’t mean that you absolutely, positively have to go back to work. You could call in sick.
And, you don’t even need a good excuse.
According to a recent survey, here are some of the most bizarre excuses people have used recently for calling in sick. There might be some in here that are worth a try …
- I forgot I was hired for the job.
- My dog is having a nervous breakdown.
- My dead grandmother is being exhumed for a police investigation.
- My bird bit me.
- I am upset after watching the film The Hunger Games.
- I got sick from reading too much.
- I am suffering from a broken heart.
- My hair turned orange from dying it at home.
More excuses here...Fox News
