INCREDIBLY EXPENSIVE BUT COMPLETELY WORTHLESS STUFF

If you’re married or dating someone – and are hoping they’ll stick
around after the holidays – you’re going to have to get 'em something nice for Christmas. There’s no getting out of it.

But, you should be able to get them something nice without breaking
the bank unless, of course, you drop a ton of money on something dumb like this stuff:


  • Platinum Hello Kitty – Priced at $163,000, this “heirloom” is studded with diamonds, rubies, sapphires, amethysts and topaz. Even if you had Bill Gates money, it would still seem like a waste.

  • A Purse For Millionaires – Even if you had millions of dollars,
    would you let your wife or girlfriend stuff them in a $1.6 million purse? Not even if it had 2,000 diamonds stuck onto it, which this ridiculous thing does.

  • Diamond Tea Bag – It doesn't get any more worthless than a $14,000 mesh bag that you dip in hot water. Even if your wife or girlfriend really, really likes tea.