Here's a round-up of some of the week's funniest tweets by parents!
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Dora needs to get rid of that old map and get some GPS already.— Kelly Sater (@LazyBabyMama) August 22, 2013
If you're on the phone with me and you don't hear me say "shh, I'm on the phone" in a violent whisper, you should probably check on my kids.— Jennifer McB (@jendenbrat) August 24, 2013
Yesterday at the mall my son pointed to a poster of the Victoria Secret models and said "Not Mama." #ugh— Jenna Fischer (@jennafischer) August 27, 2013
Having a 2 year old push the grocery cart for you is great fun as long as you don't really care about your Achilles heel.— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) August 27, 2013
I get a special kick out figuring out what the Mystery Mouseketool is before Mickey.— Hillary Leonard (@thehilljean) August 28, 2013
Whenever you over hear your child saying "smell this" from another room, you know your day just got more complicated.— Hillary Leonard (@thehilljean) August 24, 2013
Did that just happen? My 2 1/2 year old just woke up and said 'mommy I need your phone to text daddy'— Angie Goff (@OhMyGOFF) August 27, 2013
Whining is my least favorite feature that comes standard on children no matter which make and model you get.— Viva La Moi (@bobbiejo448) August 24, 2013
If you didn't just bribe your kids with promises of popping bubble wrap in the morning, our nighttime routines may vary slightly.— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) August 27, 2013